Greetings furless feline fans. 

Allow me to introduce myself properly. I am MISS KIRA, a 1.5-year-old CALICO SPHYNX of extraordinary beauty (you’re welcome), adorned with striking green eyes and a presence that simply cannot be ignored. Unfortunately, I’ve recently found myself in need of new accommodations. 

I am, as you may have guessed, accustomed to a life of refinement. I expect my standards to be upheld accordingly. This includes—but is certainly not limited to—adequate admiration, timely meals, and a human who understands that when I speak, it is not a suggestion… it is an explicit request.

I am endlessly curious and delightfully affectionate—on my terms, of course. I enjoy being involved in your daily affairs, supervising your activities, and ensuring everything meets my expectations. I prefer a consistent routine (chaos is so… unbecoming), and I thrive in a calm, quiet home where I can be properly adored.

While I do possess a playful side, I prefer refined entertainment—such as a spirited game of fetch with my beloved spring toys. Yes, you read that correctly. You throw, and I graciously return it so you may serve me again.

I am quite social with other respectful cats and even dogs, provided they understand their place in the hierarchy. However, I must insist that the dreadful roaring beast you call a “vacuum cleaner” be kept at a respectable distance.

After my energetic pursuits, I do enjoy retiring to the lap of my chosen human for a well-deserved snuggle. Consider it an honor. I am fully vaccinated and in impeccable health. I do have my claws and appreciate a good manicure now and then. 

I am currently enjoying the comforts of a foster in Kenosha who caters to my needs and upholds my lifestyle, but I am seeking permanent accommodations and staff, please and thank you. 

The short of it all:

I am elegant, affectionate, slightly demanding, and entirely worth it.

If you are prepared to dedicate yourself to a life of companionship, routine, and properly administered adoration… I may allow you the privilege of being mine.

Apply accordingly.

— Miss Kira

ADOPTION FEE $450. FOSTERED IN KENOSHA, WI